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[challenge entry] Ninjas part 3 - the last one*
*Until the next one!

Previously Ninjas 2....
Previously Ninjas 1....

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Arrrgh nooooo!
Poo beats all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# aha!
but working in a hospital has inured me against poop and blood and sick and wound effluent etc...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *bokes*
what about snot and phlegm?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# *nonplussed*
the only thing that bothers me acutally is skin flakes.
the big bits that look like dried onions!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ooooooh it's a keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# :D
Save myself for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# how abou no
you crazy dutch bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# you're not going to put that skin in your mouth are you?
you did.
thats just gross...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# can i paint his yoo-hoo gold?
it's kinda my thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# there's only two things in this world that i hate,
people, that are intolerant, of other peoples cultures..
and the Dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yeah but it all accumalates ant the bottom end of air matteressesssess
meaning it probaly came from hard dead skin off their feet...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# is your username dutch?
or is it clockwork orangey?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# t'is clockwork orangey
too orangey for crows!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# mission accomplished...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# The only thing that gets me really is puke
I can deal with it, but it still makes me want to run to another room, I've just learned to handle it

Edit: though oddly enough that doesn't apply to myself or loved ones, the idea of someone seeing my shit mortifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Check the re-mix, i think you'll really dig it
www.b3ta.com/links/New_Swedish_Game_Show_Make_Me_Puke
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i'll keep that in mind.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# The sight doesn't bother me
but the smell makes me quail
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Aye, this
Cleaning it up doesn't thrill me though, as it's usually off of carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# what, your shite?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# :-X
Best to let it go hard and crumbly and the vac it up. UGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Not an option where I work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# UGH!
Though snot and phlegm is my kryptonite
Just the thought makes me bokey
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# there there
i won't let it get you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# It's hiding under me bed!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *sighs*
i'll go check..
AIIIEEE!!!!

yup, it's there alright...
you'd better sleep in my bed tonight...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :-O
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# What about the smell of theatres?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Mrs T!
greets!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Greets!
How's things?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# fairly shitty
my foot hurts
and it's COLD

how are your .. er ... things?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Passed my driving test on Tuesday :-)
Also cold, but the dog's curled up on my feet, so that's good. What have you done to your foot?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oooh congratulations
I fell off my bike on Saturday and broke it. I am all sorts of funny colours all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Oh hon!
*glomps*

All in plaster and everything?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# no
just strapped up - nothing too serious really
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *still thinks you should seek the opinion of a medical professional*
*is keeping quiet about what he thinks*

*gentle foot safe smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# shhh you!
*smooshes back through codeine haze*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# >:|
you should take better care of yourself though...

*stops mothering you*

let's go and play with matches and do nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I know
I really should

I should wrap up warm and eat hearty soup and fresh vegetables and do yoga and feed my mind with fine literature and sweet musics.

But I don't. I'm a shabby drunken tart.

*sexes clumsily*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far
but having a broken foot put in plaster so the bones don't set how ever the fuck they feel like setting leaving you premanently hobbled for the rest of your life... that'd be a good first step, if you'll pardon the pun.

But what the bleeding chuff do I know. I like my tarts shabby and drunked it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Don't buy that medical establishmant bullshit, man
Nature knows best, yeah?

*Neils*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# it really really fucking doesn't
not at everything anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# You are just so square!
It's fine - I've only cracked one of them metatarsal things - I can run it off in the second half
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'm not square.
meany
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# no, you're not
You're hip.
If it wasn't for this damn foot I'd frug with you right now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# oh no!
how long will you be out of action for?
will you still get to go to goa?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# nothing on the face of this earth will stop me going to goa
if I ever get the cash

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# eep
get well soon and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# i quite like the smell in theatres after they've been useing the diathermy
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIiiiii Love the smell of cream cheese
IIIIIIIIIiiiii love the smell of your knees,
IIIIIIIIIIiiiiii love the smell of David Bowie's car keys, so, come on let's have a look at it, come along now, let's have a sniff of it, come along now let's have a little bit moo-oo-re!

hello Mrs. T
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# just me on that one then
*looks around at all the no one looking at him and his outburst of song*
*slowly edges towards the door while no one is lookling*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# damn you!
i've been trying to remember some of those little songettes all week!

oh, and bye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Mmmm...
Wound effluent...

I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)