if only you lived near a cow with really long teats
you wouldn't have to go out to get milk, you could have your own fresh supply draped through the window
*ponders patent*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50,
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*beats nibus to it*
New Udder-Stretchers™ from Freebs Industries
Ideal for Monday morning milk delivery through the window satisfaction.
*Cow Not Supplied
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52,
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