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# OK these are the FACTS
Coffee in the morning please, fresh, black, bitter, strong and ideally with a nip of Woods.

Tea is delicious. Twinings is the best. Earl Grey is refreshing and zingy. Milk no sugar for me please.

Chamomile tea is excellent for panic attacks. All other herbal teas are WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Thank you for listening.

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ning
your succinct summation is a lesson to us all.

*clever smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *takes off glasses*
*lets hair down*
*SMOOOOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# COR!
I appear to be in an American movie of some kind...

yeah - she's wonderful and perfect for me in most ways, but she's a little too proper and ordinary looking... WAIT A MINUTE, she's taken off her glasses and now I have a completely different opinion and I actually don't mind the look of her! At last - I can permit myself to love her. So long hot but ultimately not nice girl, you're ass is dumped in a manner that you can't believe, especially given your higher social ranking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *is 'kooky'*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning
I heartily agree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Good 'ning!
Of course you agree.
All the above is OBJECTIVE SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
most of this is rubbish, FACT.
apart from the woods bit, my spirit of choice before i became TEATOTAL.
and woe betide any damn fool dared to put ice or anything else in it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
Ice?!!!!

Jesus.

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# fact dichotomy!
*takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *googles
*puts kettle on and ponders witty retort,rolls fag and gives up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I WILL LITERALLY STONE COLD KILL ANYONE WHO PUTS ICE IN BOOZE FOR WHICH IT IS INNAPROPRIATE
the part time Whisky drinker is the worst offender... and I did once smack a bar tender about the face until his took out the ice he put into my COGNAC!!!(ffs)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# there's no ice in Smirnoff Ice
just lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I hope never ever to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I had a 'turbo shandy' once
that had Smirnoff Ice in it.
It was, frankly, minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'turbo shandy'??
hahaha

that's what you have in a toilet with no lock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hehe
Apparently it is half a Stella, a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and, optionally, a double vodka.

Tastes of fuck all and is quite strong. This seems to be a fashion in drinks that i just don't understand. I may be a raging drunk but I at least like my liver-necrosing poison to have some kind of flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ^this
Did I ask for ice? Did you ask me if I wanted ice?
WHAT IS THIS, THE FUCKING ARCTIC?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^this
www.aberlour.com/abunadh/ ... the important bit being:

Today most malt whiskies are chill-filtered to prevent the whisky becoming cloudy when adding water or ice. This process, which did not exist in the 19th century, removes some richness and mouth feel as well as some fruit and sherry character.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# That's made me sad
"Booze would be better if we didn't pander to the tastes of people who don't even like it" WTF? The world's gone mad. MAD, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# the problem being that most of the bread and butter money distilleries make is from selling young whisky for blending
the people who buy this young whisky have very little interest in someone bringing out 'real' whisky and saying 'all that other stuff is pish!' so it doesn't happen much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Aberlour is the most depressing place on earth*, no wonder they make so much whisky
*apart from Corby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
probably true...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# i can't actually think of a proper drink where ice would be appropriate
cocktails, obviously, but they're for people who are scared of booze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# G n T
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# these are the only two that I've been able to think of...
ARG - and the advent of Nu-Cider!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Fuck nu-cider
seriously, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)