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# Quick One for Mrs T... 'Ikea's New Children's Area Proves Successful'


Warning - another one currently in development, pic, not Death Star, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Quick, fire one off down its exhaust port
and do something about the Death Star as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *fly-on-the-wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *Office Trouser Soiling*
you mad bugger
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *documentary tubae*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# is that the official plural?
for it is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Indeed it is, my ever-shagging friend.
It is the collective noun for a flock of tubae.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *daytime tv bassoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yay!
DB! How are you, guv?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hello chap - congrats on the big day!
42 is a good number you know. And pfft! You're older than me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah, yeah....
but I'm better looking*

*is a complete lie
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You can teach us young 'uns a thing or two, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Now *that* sounds like an interesting offer....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Wahey!
*gleeees*
Have some cayke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Thanks, hun!
*eats luvverly cayke*

*remembers to leave some for everyone else*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Don't worry about that, it's your birthday!
*smooshes again*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *happily wallows in smoosh duplication*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Wanna go for the triple?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# mos def!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i very nearly spent five minutes last night
putting the death star dimple onto the big ball thing from raiders of the lost ark
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's an obsession thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# very much so
it was also a product of staring at the source pic for ages, and totally failing to summon up any hummus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I find that sacrificing Catholics usually helps.
generally.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# makes me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i've just noticed your sig
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Bless you.
You are a gentleman, sir

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# That's no...
Needs more Maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# You know what?
It really doesn't. No, it completely doesn't.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# happy birthday!!!
shouldn't you be out pissing it up like a young 'un and then dying tomorrow?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ivesb, you swine!
Being a silly bugger, I should have booked today off work - my senility has obviously set in.

I shall attempt some up-the-wall-pissing this evening, however.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)