Tell them you're a born-again christian
...and you won't let them feature your image unless they repent and run a cover story on the glory of our lord and saviour jesus christ (...but as a concession, they can airbrush JC for the cover photo as much as they like).
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36,
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I'm going to use this one.
But with born again muslim "death to all infidels, Allah wants you all dead" front cover
...oh and some lasers...pew pew pew
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41,
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