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# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I want to know what your redex is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# high cockalorum
mostly due to the eye blistering speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# More fasterer!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
#
bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/pob-14282.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I still can't figure out the more faster shit
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# FASTER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I only just recently did, in Imageready anyway.
Anything under 0.1 that isn't as low as 0.01 nor as 'high' as 0 and it'll do it. This is 0.03 for example:

It doesn't make any sense, but it does work.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# 0.03 is bastard fast,
0.07 is best for movement.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Absolutely,
but I think we were talking about that super-fast vibro/spack effect folks seem to like lately.

or at least, I was...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# most woosome mr ped!yakyakyakyakmoosemoosemoose
on another note...i just got one of these...
ZOO "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!"
We here at ZOO have seen your work rohyp.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

WHAT IS THE USUAL B3tan thing to do...tell em to go fookoffski?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Fuckin' fucks, fuck off
Them, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Hooray!
You can start your viral career. It will be a hard life, doing work for no money, but the accolade of the chavs that buy the magazines and see your work will give you all the nourishment you need.
That or you could live off the scraps from the bins of the rich Zoo and Nuts people that have grown rich on your hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# life eh?
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# This ^
but I would say that, since I've never been approached.

Might help if I actually posted an image once in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# tell them to pay up or piss off.
or just tell them to piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Don't be alarmed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# the warning sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You ask them to give you the prize or you do not reply, but send them an invoice for £60 if they print it.
That si a sensible cost for a magazine image and they have already admitted that they know it is you by their attempt to contact you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ask them why they are willing to pay photographers and writers for their work
but not for yours
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ignore it
or politely decline

thaey can pay, they just don't, so fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# 'lo, ever seen this film?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0243017/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# no
but i intend to

why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# fuck.ing.ace
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# cool
i'm glad you said that
*adds to dvd rental list*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Careful, it could change your whole perspective on life.
I feel a little different today from watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hmm
ok
i was a bit like that after 'children of men' but i'm ok now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# cool, I bumped that one up the queue
do you have someting like www.netflix.com/ over there?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# fuck.ing.pre.ten.tious
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Ask them if they actually know what 'spam' is?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Tell them you're a born-again christian
...and you won't let them feature your image unless they repent and run a cover story on the glory of our lord and saviour jesus christ (...but as a concession, they can airbrush JC for the cover photo as much as they like).
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm going to use this one.
But with born again muslim "death to all infidels, Allah wants you all dead" front cover
...oh and some lasers...pew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Kittens firing lasers in the name of Allah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *starts writing movie script
its a winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Lalalalalalalala!!
That's a song I wrote for this occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *boogies on down to it*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Tell them they can use it
but credit it to "Zoo are thieving cunts"

/goes back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Or tell them
to credit Nuts magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# The usual response
is a polite-ish 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# tell them to fuck off! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# The usual thing to do is throw some sort of strop
but the general consensus is they should pay a single use fee and you retain copyright, or they should fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I think this one was the main point
they want you to give them all rights to the picture. And if you made the picture from bits of other people's pictures, you don't actually have the right to give the rights away. Right?

So say no unless you made the picture entirely from scratch and want it owned by a substandard wankmag.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Right!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Here is the gnus?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Have I got Gnus for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers.
Of course it works much better if, like me, you pronounce gnu 'noo', whereas it seems to be in vogue to say 'gunoo', incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that took far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# This scares me so much that a little bit of wee came out
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahah Gnusnight
with Jeremy...er...Oxman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Holy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I admit I had to read the file name
I was thinking "Trevor McGnunald?!?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# George Mcdonald?
Gneorge?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Woo! I'll see your pun and raise you!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)