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# yes
but crime fighting is not a real job.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Which is why,
when you report a crime to the police, they don't do anything about it apart from issue you with a number for some purpose or other.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# so very tue
that and make out you somehow robbed yourself and then hit yourself on the face whilst trying to tackle yourself out of your home.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# my psychic powers detect...
a bad experience with the police?
Was it that cunt sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# The Police, or as they are now known
Sting, My Mrs had one too, fella broke into her mum's house whilst she was asleep upstairs. Being the fiesty little min she is, she chased the fucker out of the house and down the street in her PJ's. Police basically told us that they must have had a key to get in, even though we pointed out that the windo had been forced open and that there is very obvious signs of a large screw driver type thing that had taken chunks out of the frame to open it.
"Yeah but nothing has been knocked over from the window ledge"
Because no one has the ability to pick things back up again. Only reason the Mrs woke up was because she heard the fucker knock the things over on the window ledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ooh dear
At a guess -
Merseyside
BTP
or
Kent+Sussex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hamilton, so Strathclyde
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ah, my bad
/has no experience with Strathclyde Police blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Lucky Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# they send the numbers to me
and I count them
*counts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)