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# End of day doodle.
Chloe wants to get in on the masked-crime-fighting action too.....
.
....tackling villains in her own special way....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# She can rescue me anyday
Woo
(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!!!!!!! (before)
*faints* (after)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Tomorrow,
could you draw carrots and parsnips having a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# is Chloe an animal?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# No.
She's a cartoon.
At a press; she's a mineral. Graphite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# GRAPHITE WITH TITS
*rubs thighs*

edit: hang on, isn't graphite ore millions of years old? ewww FOSSIL FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# My favourite carbon allotrope.
Other than diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Buckyballs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Good old Harry Kroto
Not just there for the nasty things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# That uniform
clearly does not stand up to health and safety in the workplace regulations act (1956).
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yes
but crime fighting is not a real job.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Which is why,
when you report a crime to the police, they don't do anything about it apart from issue you with a number for some purpose or other.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# so very tue
that and make out you somehow robbed yourself and then hit yourself on the face whilst trying to tackle yourself out of your home.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# my psychic powers detect...
a bad experience with the police?
Was it that cunt sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# The Police, or as they are now known
Sting, My Mrs had one too, fella broke into her mum's house whilst she was asleep upstairs. Being the fiesty little min she is, she chased the fucker out of the house and down the street in her PJ's. Police basically told us that they must have had a key to get in, even though we pointed out that the windo had been forced open and that there is very obvious signs of a large screw driver type thing that had taken chunks out of the frame to open it.
"Yeah but nothing has been knocked over from the window ledge"
Because no one has the ability to pick things back up again. Only reason the Mrs woke up was because she heard the fucker knock the things over on the window ledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ooh dear
At a guess -
Merseyside
BTP
or
Kent+Sussex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hamilton, so Strathclyde
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ah, my bad
/has no experience with Strathclyde Police blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Lucky Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# they send the numbers to me
and I count them
*counts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I bet
she's a good swimmer!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Wooty!
You know I look for the dot before I look at the picture these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# More scorpions, less squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# You mean 'fewer'.
I should hope.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# no, I mean less.
I don't mind them existing, I want them not to show as much flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# personal question I know
but do you ever get a half-on (or more I guess) while drawing these?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Nope.
I mean; think about it. I draw this stuff all the time. If I found it in the slightest bit stimulating I'd be walking 'round with a perpetual stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)