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# Besides that
wait how did you know?
Ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# a bowler hat?
the previous occupant?

a suitcase full of hippopotamus?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# A genuine Top hat
Its got the funny hat size writting on the inside and looks older than that sandwich I left down the back of the couch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# This is getting spooky
is it waterproof?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Dunno, let me go put it in the bath and see
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
you'll ruin the velvet! AND I demand a photo of you in it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# he he, of course I wont
Me have my photo taken? Are you mad?
*practices different hat wearing poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# don't forget some crisps
in t'gob
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Grand Idea old Chap
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# What size is it?
I'm 7 1/8

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 7 ?/? I can't remember
I'll have a look in a minute and get back to you, its a tight fit on my massive head.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# yeah
you are deformed . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I pee upon your mind
at least I would, were it not for your waterproof bowler hat with inbuilt pee-syphon (by JML, available from all good haberdashers)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# that's why he wears it
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# don't you fecking start!
grrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# You'll need a bigger syphon
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That's why I wear it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)