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# Sometimes I like to buy 2 x 10kg bags of unwashed potatoes
peel them all
and roll around naked in the skins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)
# That's a lot of work.
On the plus side, you get to eat potatoes afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)
# YUCK!
who would want to eat those things?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)
# I don't have the data on that
AS OF THIS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)
# Better get cracking on that one then!
email me the results of your study as I nust go now,
there is a sweet little sebago just begging to be skinned.

ooohhhh yeeeeaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# There is a baked potatoe shop near the club where i work...often late at night when no one is looking (apart from me)
Fetishists roll around in the discarded baked potatoe skins.



*This may or may not have anything to do with any form or genre of reality
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:07, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Would you like lube with that?
Or more beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)
# beans,
but only if you feed them into my anus dry thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Dry beans is wrong
*refuses and reports you to Captain Heinz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)
# some people have no taste
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Didnt know we had tastebuds down there!
*experiments

*feeds poohole kebab
*waits


*wish he had wiped chilli off first


*call ambliance
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)