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# Well this is a real one.....
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)
# I see what you did there

i very drunk and a complete twats
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# wretryet Show you the real photo i took testerday
frert
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Waits for show
*is waiting...thinks...does it got teh boobs
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# This is a touch unnecesary.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# trty
The Queen Mary was in town yesterday
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# hRUng!
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# I have just urinated in my pants you bastard
*Damns your left field hummus
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Careful now! Nazis will eat you.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Sometimes I like to buy 2 x 10kg bags of unwashed potatoes
peel them all
and roll around naked in the skins.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)
# That's a lot of work.
On the plus side, you get to eat potatoes afterwards.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)
# YUCK!
who would want to eat those things?
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)
# I don't have the data on that
AS OF THIS TIME
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)
# Better get cracking on that one then!
email me the results of your study as I nust go now,
there is a sweet little sebago just begging to be skinned.

ooohhhh yeeeeaaah!
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I believe you.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# There is a baked potatoe shop near the club where i work...often late at night when no one is looking (apart from me)
Fetishists roll around in the discarded baked potatoe skins.



*This may or may not have anything to do with any form or genre of reality
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:07, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Would you like lube with that?
Or more beans?
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)
# beans,
but only if you feed them into my anus dry thanks.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Dry beans is wrong
*refuses and reports you to Captain Heinz
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)
# some people have no taste
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Didnt know we had tastebuds down there!
*experiments

*feeds poohole kebab
*waits


*wish he had wiped chilli off first


*call ambliance
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)
# yes you are
bye-bye
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Holy hell!
What - did you f*cking buy the /board tonight? I know you're new here, but try for quality over quantity!

/ 'look who's talking' blog.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)
# your "u" key is borked...i have some for sale.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# KEY PUSHER!
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Thank *
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)