and next up on Radio 4, the Muppet forecastNorth Utsire, fine, with cold front moving in:
Fisher: chance of force 4
Juan Quar: moving off slowly with tail between legs
Dogger: Steve McFadden
(Fisher: chance of force 4
Juan Quar: moving off slowly with tail between legs
Dogger: Steve McFadden
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
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ARF!DID YOU HEAR MY SHOOTING FORECAST SKETCH?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
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blast, I missed it sir! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04,
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SOUNDS BETTER READ OUT BY A PROPER ACTOR, LIKE.GRAMS: FINAL BARS OF ‘SAILING BY’
VOICE OVER:
And now the Shooting Forecast, issued by the Met Police on behalf of the Serious Organised Crime Agency at double oh one five today.
There are warnings of Glocks in Moss Side, Peckham, Haringey and Glasgow.
The gun crime synopsis at one nine double oh.
Hijack 10 miles North of Belfast. AK-47, firing rapidly. Expected Lundy M-16 by one nine double oh tomorrow.
The area forecasts for the next 24 hours:
Tooting Bec, South Shields, Lewisham. Northern gangs blasting Southern gangs, five to seven rounds fired, moderate to good aim.
Liverpool, Nottingham, Mitcham. Magnum 357, Six shots or only five. Lucky punk. Showers of blood later, violence high, occasionally moderate.
And now the reports from coastal police stations.
Semi Automatic, 9 millimetre, steady aim. Rob a Bank, 15 years, rising slowly.
And that concludes the Shooting Forecast issued double oh one five today.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08,
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hahaha, superb stuff, sir! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09,
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THE AUDIENCE SEEMED TO LIKE IT :) Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10,
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