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# Our own Rob was just mentioned on Radio 4!
Famous.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# good user name
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I think it's from
San Andreas

An airline in there is called Juanq Air or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# What - the 'puter game?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I DIDN'T GET TO WHERE I AM TODAY
BY BEING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN A HUGELY POPULAR VIOLENT VIDEO GAME REGGIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# /talk
And for what?
(Vega31, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I'm listening to Radio Four
no mention of Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# You and Yours!!!!!
Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# He was on the prog about jokes
before that started, talking about the Sickipedia. Barry Cryer introduced him as the Ginger Führer from "bee-three-tee-ay"
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Seriously?
I missed that then, must of been on one of my tea making trips
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# HE MET BARRY CRYER?
LUCKY CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Mr Cryer is a Comedy God.
I had the uber-pleasure of meeting him in the pub after a Clue recording many moons ago, when they still recorded at the Paris Studios.

What a top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# NICE.
THE BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

THEY HAD HIM ON AS A SPECIAL GUEST FOR A CHRISTMAS RECORDING OF THE NOW SHOW A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. THE ENTIRE CAST WERE ALL BOWING DOWN TO HIM WHEN HE CAME ON STAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# It sounded like Rob's
bit was pre-recorded so I doubt he met Barry Cryer.

So maybe LUCKY CUNT is more appropriate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I have performed on stage* with Barry Cryer
and that beareded dead bloke

*was picked out as drunk enough to be a stooge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# haha, to think that
Rob would sat to some junior researcher..
"they call me the ginger fuhrer....."
His talking head status knows no bounds. He will take over the world as we know it ( or at least take over any shite TV that has '100 best/worst/' in the title )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# he should give autographs to the winners of the compo's!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I love Tuesdays
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Best of all the weekdays
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ahem!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha, ok, followed closely by another day of the week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# SEXY DAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# IN THE THAMES?
LURK ON \M/
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# in what capacity?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# 64 seated passengers
20 standing
1 wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# ONLY ONE WHEELCHAIR?!!!
what a fucking world.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# And Madeline McCann in the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# RADIO 4 IS ACE
YOU HOWEVER, AREN'T.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I SECOND THAT EMOTION
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Radio Expert?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# and next up on Radio 4, the Muppet forecast
North Utsire, fine, with cold front moving in:
Fisher: chance of force 4
Juan Quar: moving off slowly with tail between legs
Dogger: Steve McFadden
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# pfft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ARF!
DID YOU HEAR MY SHOOTING FORECAST SKETCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# blast, I missed it sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SOUNDS BETTER READ OUT BY A PROPER ACTOR, LIKE.

GRAMS: FINAL BARS OF ‘SAILING BY’

VOICE OVER:
And now the Shooting Forecast, issued by the Met Police on behalf of the Serious Organised Crime Agency at double oh one five today.

There are warnings of Glocks in Moss Side, Peckham, Haringey and Glasgow.

The gun crime synopsis at one nine double oh.

Hijack 10 miles North of Belfast. AK-47, firing rapidly. Expected Lundy M-16 by one nine double oh tomorrow.

The area forecasts for the next 24 hours:

Tooting Bec, South Shields, Lewisham. Northern gangs blasting Southern gangs, five to seven rounds fired, moderate to good aim.

Liverpool, Nottingham, Mitcham. Magnum 357, Six shots or only five. Lucky punk. Showers of blood later, violence high, occasionally moderate.

And now the reports from coastal police stations.

Semi Automatic, 9 millimetre, steady aim. Rob a Bank, 15 years, rising slowly.

And that concludes the Shooting Forecast issued double oh one five today.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha, superb stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# THE AUDIENCE SEEMED TO LIKE IT :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# If I gave a fuck about what was on Radio 4, I'd probably listen to Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# best reply
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It DOES have ISIHAC though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# it means...
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/

click on the 'favourite moments' in the text to hear some sample audio clips - I recommend starting with the one called 'Samantha' or 'sound charades'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Bah!
You skilfully avoided my cunning trap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# quite so, I'm like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# The Slippery Architect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# he's too wily for us....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *wilys*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ouch!!!
my eye!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I See I Had A Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# What's that?
The best things on Radio 4 are the Archers and Afinkawan's show.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# eh?
a b3tan on the radio?!
what show is this then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# RECORDED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES
THURSDAYS AT 11 PM.

YOU'VE MISSED THE FIRST 2 OR THREE SHOWS ALREADY BUT ONE OF THEM WILL BE ON LISTEN AGAIN STILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# cool!
i don't have speakers though...
are you one of the winners then?
which one are you.. Ben Willbond?!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# HE'S ONE OF THE ACTORS (he's the bloke who takes a sweet off Vinnie Jones in that AA advert).
I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE COMPO WHO GETS TO WRITE FOR THE SHOW.

US POOR WRITERS AREN'T LISTED ON THE WEBSITE BUT I GET A CREDIT ON THE BROADCAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# wow!!
thats ace!
will it open lots of doors for as a writer?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# i dropped this:
you
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# PROBABLY NOT
BUT PERHAPS SOME.

I HAVE NO GREAT AMBITIONS TO BE A COMEDY WRITER, I'D NEVER WRITTEN A SKETCH BEFORE - I JUST SAW THE COMPO AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A GO.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# kudos to you my master!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# IT'S BEEN FUN DOING IT
SO EVEN IF NOTHING MORE COMES OF IT, IT'S BEEN GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# And old harrys game

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm not saying it's shit at all.
Truthfully, I don't know 'cos I don't listen to it.

Just I don't really need a bulletin documenting when some bloke I don't know happens to be mentioned on air. On that radio station or in or on any other form of media.

Which seems a starkly obvious thing to say, but some people, it appears, think I need to know this.

Personally I wouldn't give a snifter of a flying nutshit if my own mother were mentioned on cocking Radio cocking bastard 4.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# this is my favourite reply today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I listen to Radio 4
as does our mother. She hasnt yet been mentioned on Radio 4.

I even listen to Gardeners question time - now who is the older out of the two of us.....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Is it me?
You probably don't even know.

Last time I saw you you didn't, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# well....
if it was a quiz on who was older i would have /win - but asking for specific years... thats a little more tricky. It involves all sorts of numbers and memory games.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Here's a simplification for you...
x = my present age
y = your present age

x = y + 5

You see how it works?

Algebra: be afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# aha, but algebra = fail
IF currentdate = 06/05 (greater than) 05/06
then x = y+4

else x = y+5


too far?

had to wordify the greater than due to coding issues. Im also not delcaring my variables..
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# NOT FAR ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# What did they say about him?
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# silly juan
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# FAILURE
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha hurley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hurley!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Shall we invade the talk board posting pictures?
I can see people losing the will to live
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# NAH
IT WON'T LET YOU POST PICTURES.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I got an email read on 6music talking about Brian Blessed and his Beard!
ooo sorry I MEAN
I GOT AN EMAIL READ ON 6MUSIC TALKING ABOUT BRIAN BLESSED AND HIS BEARD!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Does anyone know what happened to
Jellyfish McSaveloy?
(Hoof Hearted, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)