I don't think
that story is 100% true.
I've met Michael Winner and he's nothing if not a gentleman.
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01,
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Ach.
He was crazed with pudding lust. Who of us wouldn't act in such a way when caught in the throes of such a condition?
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02,
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