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# End of day doodle.

She's the ambassador.
She brings word that all the men folk of her planet have been wiped out.
They're doomed, unless........
God, I love sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *shakes firmly by the hand*
Good show
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# That's...
not his hand...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *looks at pic*
that's not a him... unless I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hang on, hang on
just who are you shaking?

EDIT: Besides, it's an alien. So who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# the hips and mamalian appendages
suggest female woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# SHE'S AN ALIEN
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO SEE THAT!?!?

The Human race is doomed!!

*runs around covering everything in tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# HEY!!!
... man - I was going to have sausages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# those aren't legs under the hips
- they're 22ft long tentacles and the females of the species don't have breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly the kind of thinking
we need around here.

Don't be sucked in by the fact "she" looks vaguely like a woman, people! Remember, beneath that supple skin beats the eight-chambered heart of a alien beast!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# and 300 5 inch vibrating suckers
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# a alien beast with sexy tiem on it's mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hear hear!
Doesn't anybody remember Sil?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# nope
what happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Her.
Watch 'Species' sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I might
I also might not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# All I'm saying is
a good firm handshake is a UNIVERSAL way to say hello and that any Alient who doesn't bother to learn to speak English like it should do is work shy and probably Spanish...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# should it be
An alien beast
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# YOU BOY
where's your homework... and why aren't you wearing your shorts like the rest of the class?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
But you can't visit her planet! IT'S RAINING! Hahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# She's blister on her throat!
that explains a lot!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Did I mention
that I once liberated Fiji?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# O do tell!
* falls for another one, I can just tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It was after Fiji was stolen by an enraged Michael Winner.
He'd mistaken it for a pudding, and was keeping it in his pudding sock.
I was visiting Mr. Winner a few days after he nabbed it. I was there to help him compose rude versions of lyrics to George Formby songs (the album's out soon), and while Michael was absent for one of his marathon toilet sessions, I noticed his pudding sock poking out from under his favourite beanbag. It was moving around as if it had vermin in it, so I whacked it with a handy bong and opened it up.
A stunned Fiji fell out. I recognised it from the missing island posters that were posted in airports around the world.
So I released it into the river Trent and it made its way out to sea and back to whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I don't think
that story is 100% true.

I've met Michael Winner and he's nothing if not a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ach.
He was crazed with pudding lust. Who of us wouldn't act in such a way when caught in the throes of such a condition?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I had to ask
didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haven't we all?
*assuming it is the euphemism i think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# GOD - not that one again!
Yes - you liberated Fiji... they were all grateful until you instigated the 6:30 round the island races, they over threw you, you're not allowed back BUT you left your favorite shoes there and you're not sure how to go about getting them back.

we've ALL heard it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I hadn't
now you've gone and ruined the ending for me, Bet you told the internet that there was a twist in the 6th sense didn't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yes
he's deaf... so, you know, only 4 working senses...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Woo to that!
I was hoping for a dot to show the unspeakable horrors of what the she-alien had 'under wraps' there...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# How do they say "hello" on her planet..
??
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *bums*
that's how we greet here!

woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Well, hellooooo!
Wanna see how my species returns the greeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# sexeh aleing chixx0rs
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# "Yeah, they were probably nagged to death, am I right fellas?"
/futuramablog :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Perhaps a hard spanking is in order...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# JJ, have you never submitted anything to Heavy Metal?
I would think they'd snap up your work in a heartbeat! Ladies of Lorna-like proportions and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I've thought about it.
But they've a backlog and I'm impatient.
(mmmm.....Azpiri)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Not to mention Serpieri
Oh wait - I just did. Oh well...

Druuna FTW! (except every guy she ends up with comes to a sticky end - not good)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Isn't that how everyone says hello?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *greets*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *greets right back*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *videos*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *applies for planning permission*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# While it's a very good drawing
it's not terribly imaginative
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sure you meant to say
"doesn't leave much for the imagination"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Heh heh
That's great. She's the sort that asks Kirk to show her the strange earthlng thing he calls a kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)