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# My kitten is hassling me to turn the heating on.
I'm the type of tight git who when people say they're cold tell them to put a jumper on. Should I pamper the kitty? I think I will, she's better than people.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# You need a tiny kitten jumper
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# made of tiny kittens?
Genius!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Rub your kitten really fast
1) The friction will warm her up in a jiffy, and
2) the static electricity will make her stick to the ceiling.

Kitten Pinata = Good times!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)