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# erm......
the headboard for my new bed arrived an hour ago. the bed is nowhere to be seen, seems it may take 2 weeks to get here. I asked the driver why they sent the headboard and no bed, and he said that he asked the same question, and was told by his boss 'they may be waiting on it, send it out'

*is speechless*


EDIT:
oh and yes, I forgot the picture, my host thing is playing up... it will be here in a jiffy.

in other news its going to be cold tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Burn the headboard
It'll keep you toasty tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# a fine plan
except I may need it
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# From Argos by any chance?
We had the same thing a few weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# one of them bedstore places
I won't name them as then they get free advertising. but if they dont deliver within two weeks I shall be drawing magenta cocks on thier windows.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Why wait?
Be sure to take pics. And post them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Pfffft

Some people

*shakes head*

/edit: I ate a double barrel banana today!
(unshopped)

Double barrel banana!

Double barrel banana!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# and
Two separate bananananas!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I want one.
or is it two?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Holy shit shoveling dual fruit batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I am impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I was too!
and to think that it tasted delicious as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I had bananas with my cereal
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha.
You do know you're supposed to peel them, right?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# B2 cried when I peeled it.
Slicing was quicker and ultimately less painful (for me)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Bananas in cereals
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Mutant freak!
/blames global warming and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# NOOOOooo!
That was the winning banana!!

Lets have a look at what you cudda won.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# two bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Very very cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# sleeping on the sofa tonight then?
good eavning all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Howdy B-pants
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# You need Helibeds
I've never quite understood why they think next-day delivery on a bed is such a good selling point
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
#
its obviously to show up all the other nutters who dont actually have any stock, and simply phone up the makers and get it built to order.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# no no
they to expensive just draw cocks on the windows
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# In a total change of subject
I fully agree with your signature but probably not in the way you intend. If we ignore music, Katie Melua = perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# My kitten is hassling me to turn the heating on.
I'm the type of tight git who when people say they're cold tell them to put a jumper on. Should I pamper the kitty? I think I will, she's better than people.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# You need a tiny kitten jumper
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# made of tiny kittens?
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Rub your kitten really fast
1) The friction will warm her up in a jiffy, and
2) the static electricity will make her stick to the ceiling.

Kitten Pinata = Good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# My mate
Once had this thing, but he thought it was, like, something else, but it wasn't.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)