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# Hahaha!
true story

Mate of mine got a gig in a pub recently, shook hands with the landlord, then his missus held out her hand and the landlord refuses to shake it for that very reason.

Cos he's a muslim...

Running a fucking pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahah
my (Muslim) mate won't go in pubs in case his uncles are in there - they'd tell him off for going in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# thats just bloody ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Rude barsteward, I would have thrown bacon flavoured crisps at him.
Perhaps he just can't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)