
this isn't the multi coloured swap shop, and despite appearances i am not keith chegwin.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04,
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to fight off the ladies, who mistaking me for chegwin and remembering how well endowed he was when he fronted that show on channel 5, keep trying to tear my clothes off. it gets embarrassing when i keep ending up naked while i'm out shopping with my mum.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14,
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