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# That would be quite a big house then
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Probably has a loft conversion
and maybe even a basement.

Double garage, natch.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# or baby corpses?
maybe!

EDIT: oh no it was O.A.P's
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Well there goes any sleep I was hoping to get tonight.
*Goes to check on the babies*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Thou needs not apologise for a parent's paranoia, young sir.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Top tip for serial killers

install an incinerator
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# house of a thousand
urns
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Much more practical, I'm sure
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# unfortunately.....
not so scary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I hear he bought the Semi detached next door too
and just knocked through to make one big house
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# He has planning permition for a conservatory too
but it would probably get abit ripe in there during the hot months.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# It seems a more expensive option,
but by the time you've paid legal fees and removal men and changed your number and everything it isn't really that much more and we're still close to her mum, so it seemed worth it, and the extra room for the corpses is invaluable, I don't know how we managed before.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# The money you saved in renting space to keep the corpses in before
would almost pay for it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Well, to an extent I'm just making excuses,
but I'd have to lug all the corpses across town and we had the money so we thought, "Why not?".
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)