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# ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
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The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
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and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.

(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Haha. Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.
You what?

Hahahaha.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# yeaaaaaaah
just felt the uncontrolable urge to share. Sorry.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# How incredibly bad your judgement is.
Splendid.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# HOLYSHITDONTREADTHISPLEASE
I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real

BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!

This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.

She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"

BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.

If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.

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YOU'RE A TWAT

Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
If i die of syphillis you're gonna look sooooo stupid.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Yes
I'll look stupid...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You're getting your tenses mixed up...
you DO look stupid.

EDIT: P.S Pwned.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I'm getting my tenses mixed up?
By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?

If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.

But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.

Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Ignored?
Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.

Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"

P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# you are on a L-plate
tread carefull and your fun will continue, dont and you'll miss out on lots of fun.
;)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haahahhahahahhaha
i think you could have got a "however" in there. b+
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# buh-bye now
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# What I really really really want is
a world population of two billion.

OK, here goes...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# WHat?
what?

what is this?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)