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# and i was going to make a joke about bug porn...
...by finding a funny pic using 'pug born' as my search. nothing worthwhile appeared so i refined it to 'pug birth'. here's a hint: do not use google image search for this unless you want to find something that most people will not want to see: I WARNED YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# i hate you
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)
# hahaha!
i've saved it to use as a source for a future pic, too. probably featuring eels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)
# i will be conscientiously avoiding the gayshift until then
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:26, archived)
# don't - i have a ton of other things on the go, so it'll probably take me forever to get to.
sirenomelia sounds more like a greek pastry than a congenital birth defect to me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)
# what a poor choice of latinization
sirens were supposed to be beautiful maidens who lured sailors to their death with their sweet song

not doomed fetuses with fused legs
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# beauty is subjective. i think they're pretty.
in a 'meat-thing' kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# I should invent a greek pastry that includes stillbirths and or mutated babies.
Whole black olives, 1 and a half babies, 3 sheets filo, spinach, feta, and 4 crushed red peppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)
# i used to know a palestinian merchant named ray.
he sold tahini, scarves, pita bread - all sorts of stuff. i bought baklava from him and would ask him about the baklava made by other countries - the palestinian stuff was the best, he swore, and claimed the greeks made theirs with pig urine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)
# It's their[greek] honey.
Very tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:40, archived)
# i prefer to think of it as an atmospheric bumsex pollutant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Of course *you* would!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:56, archived)
# i let my beard grow out before.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
... Did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)
# it touched my navel.
it was fun. i am always amused by the way people treat others who don't follow social grooming rules.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)
# ...
i want to click...but i'm scared...
last time this happened, i saw tubgirl...

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# it's not tubgirl, but it's best that you not click it.
this wikipedia entry explains it, with a less disturbing (though still unpleasant) pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)
# Talking of just plain odd shit folks put online, while looking for GIFs to corrupt with CDCs n such
I just stumbled across this:
I'm sure it seemed a good idea to make this for his girlfriend at the time, but what goes on the internet...

That's just the thumbnail btw, there's a larger version where I presume you could recognise him if you knew him, but I'll spare you...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)
# heh. i wish there were a way to search for these.
i've seen a few now, most of them on b3ta, too. i wish he'd used a tripod and cropped in a standard fashion, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I guess you could straighten the wobble out if you could be bothered
but I'd rather do this with it: , it's funnier, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# i still haven't seen 2girls1cup (IN YOUR FACE GRONKPAN) and I will not be clicking on this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:18, archived)
# heh.
2 girls 1 cup ytmnd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)
# this came up at a party the other day
i raced to find out, googled it, and THANKFULLY came across someone's blog where they describe it in detail, which was PERFECTLY sufficient for me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:27, archived)
# 2girls1cup helped me grow into an emotionally rounded human being.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)
# I really liike it. There is something for everyone in it.
Shit, Puke, Ladies. RAWK.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:52, archived)
# I really think I've had my fill of internet shock
it either happened when someone posted german scat porn on the links board or penile insertion/mutilation video day on the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:44, archived)