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[challenge entry] A load of old Jacksons

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(BrightonWeb, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:39, archived)
# that's
bollocks that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# bollocks?
oooh, am I getting the hang of this?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# gah
beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:42, archived)
# oh nice
Blue poles is a great painting btw
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# bollocks!
Anyhoo, I'm off to the do in Camden now.
See you there, if not, have nice weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# TJ!
the unthinkable happened today - we were given the new password for the bb internet in school, and i logged, on, the 1st place I tried to go was b3ta but got this error:
ACCESS DENIED: Mature
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# surely...
shome mishhhtake
(Harry Monk, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:47, archived)
# and its
even blocked my old trick of getting on blocked sites - when i try to go on babelfish it says ACCESS DENIED (babelfish.altavista.com): Translator/Anonymiser
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Some mistake indeed.
Its very immature! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# can
someone explain
brain in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Jackson Pollocks
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:47, archived)
# who
sorry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)
# modern artist
mainly chucked paint at canvasses. Also gave his name to piles of vomit on the pavement as looking a lot like his paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:57, archived)