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[challenge entry] ron's saved from torrential rain by his mate lee and a moose in a catamaran

long, self-referential, lame and ultimately unamusing rhyming slang

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# i remember back in school
we once had to do a dance whilst singing a song about acid rain in an english lesson. acid rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, torrential! torrential!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# dude
wtf?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# actually
that catamaran would be a good fit for a hat
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# proper cockney rhyming slang, that is
you wait, i bet stouffer will be saying that when he gets back from london
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:33, archived)
# good
that'll make a nice change from his incomprehensible salford accent ;)

seriously though, i want to understand! what's going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:35, archived)
# well the challenge is cockney rhyming slang, right?
so it's an inconceivably long piece of fictional cockney rhyming slang that refers only to itself. concept art by someone who lacks artistic talent or conceptual vision.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:38, archived)
# oh
er....ok

strange man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)
# so what you're sayin' is
It don't mean nuffin' mate
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)
# in
a nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# That nutshell
contains you.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:50, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# don't pretend
you understand
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:32, archived)
# is it confusing?
i didn't think it was. just sort of pointless
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:34, archived)
# well,
I get the irony that I think I spotted!

edit - and the silliness. Mustn't forget to respect the silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 19:36, archived)