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[challenge entry] My pot and pan came down the apples and pears, holdin' his daisy roots 'cos 'ee couldn't find his courtney rocks!

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)
# apples and pears I get
haven't got a clue on the rest but it's a great pic! :)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Lol,
It's pretty funny if you know the slang and the actual sentence....
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:26, archived)
# My gran (old man?)
came down the stairs holding his boots because he couldn't find his socks?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Oooh,
samm you.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I get it.
you've told me that sentance before.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# pot and pan - man?
daisy roots - fuck knows
courtney rocks - earsocks? son's cock? canal lock?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Boots, socks,
blah, blah, blah.

Stoopid northeners ;)

Flees like the southern poof that he is...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)