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# Sir,
your request to fence,
makes very good sense,
and so I duly accept,
I propose that we meet,
at the top of the street,
where the fecing equpitment is kept,

and so until dawn,
I bid you so long,
and hope that you get plenty of rest,
as I'm already in strife,
I'll be with your wife,
getting better acquainted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Madam
I made it quite clear

A word in your ear

B & Q is now open

for my fence is all broken

I'll be there when I can

Off in search of a man

With hammer and nails

and a small set of scales

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Sir,
I spoke with your wife
who's concerned for your life,
and more for your kids and their schooling,
you neglected to mention,
the clause in your pension,
which expressly forbids you from dueling,

As this is the case,
I can no longer face,
you on the field of combat and glory,
I suggest that we might,
find a gentler fight,
which is a little less lethal and gory

(also - BOOM - straight from the top of the dome)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I've heard you're a bit good at that
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# rubbish
Against b3tans

Played 15

Won 1

Lost 14
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ... I thought I heard Trelly say you're crafty as hell at Scribble.
must have dreamt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# 'putting the rumours to the test'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)