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# Would.
Shakes can of WD40. Attaches Straw. Lubes.

edit: I imagine her automaton nature would allow her to keep a good consistent speed and rhythm well administering a handjob.

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# you'be be better off with 3-in-1
WD-40 is a water displacer and corrosive protector, as shuch it's lubricating ability while being good, isn't really what you need.

i would suggest axle grease for you robot action needs.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Actually, I'd probably be better with 15/40.
Will perform well once heat has been built up through friction, and not cause to much resistance on the opening strokes.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Just in case anyone young or impressionable is reading this...
Never smear your bits with Engine Lubricants. It causes cancer.

And if any lady robots are reading this, don't use KY Jelly. You may short. Use a good silicone based lubricant. And keep your fanbelt tight and well adjusted.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# thanks Dr. Nick
*cleans sump oil off cock*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)