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# NOODLEMASH
I still haven't eaten it.

I can't bear to look at it.


SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT INSTEAD
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# this needs more cheese
and black pepper
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# It has a LOT of cheese in it
The puddle at the bottom right is cheese oil and tomato
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ok now im hungry...
but i had badger sausages and rice for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Badger sausages?
Sounds interesting...

I like weird meetz
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# well it might as well have been badger....
i forgot to goto the butchers... and tesco value sausages is all i had left in the fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# That is not the kind of weird meetz I like.
I have eaten several different kinds of jerky, from alligator to emu.

Buffalo is nice, good for burgers =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# have you tried boar?
they're nice oh and deer too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
They're not that expensive...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Oh you =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Meh
*
:]@//--

* may have no meaning whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# It's clearly a happy child with a lollipop
Which means it is cool
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well spotted!
A "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Oh I've had deer
Not TOO fond of it, but it wasn't particularly well cooked.

I am unaware of trying boar, but I am now intrigued.

Wallaby is rather nice =]

I'm a vegetarians worst nightmare..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# deep fat fried seaweed is great!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I had...
Pork chops covered in apple sauce, then covered in cheese, tomato flavoured couscous and salad.
It were very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# That sounds pretty fecking awesome
I wish I had that instead of inventing noodlemash.

I hate noodlemash.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# is it food?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I don't know
It's made of other foods, but trust me, it's not worth eating..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# you can always make a fancy wig out of it!
or a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# That would be fun
Noodlemash is not food, I have declared it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# noodlemash is perfect with
chicken cooked in tin foil with a blob of honey and seasoning for 20 mins - open the foil after 15mins to get a crisp finish
(can also be wrapped in bacon if you wish - use less salt when seasoning)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I was going to use chicken instead of most of the other ingredients
But we have none...

We do have bacon, but my dad insists on only using it for breakfast, which is just moronic =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Student food!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I ALREADY DID.
It makes me feel sick.

LOOK WHAT I DID:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# AWW MAN
I WANNA GO ON OFFICE.

I haven't played CSS in fucking ages.

I used to be an old skool office pr0 on 1.6 =[

Now I moved to assault, because I'm a bummer.

Although MY PC HAS DIED AND WON'T PLAY ANYTHING =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Office is fun yay :)
Also, I'm fond of Dust2 and Italy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I wasn't really an old skool office pr0 =[
I just wanted to sound 1337.

I used to play it all the time on 1.6 though, tis mega fun.

Do you know how to get on top of the roofy bit on italy? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I do not!
Yam sekrt hax?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Jumpy powaz
The T end of the apartment, jump on the rail to your right, then onto the cratey box thang, then onto the top of the door, then you just hop up onto the roof and PEW PEW PEW, you kill people and get shouted at by people shouting "OMFG GLITCHER!!!!11"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *tests*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# This is from memory, so it may not be right
I haven't even logged into steam for about 4 months at the least =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# GODDDAAMN I LOVE THAT LITTLE KITTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# My memory is not only awesome
But my directions are too.

This picture is so awesome =]

As is the kitty and his long term bacon nap
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# best of all naps!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Hmm.
I'd boil some noodles with any flavours I want in the water, drain it, mix in any spices I want, add some cheese and maybe a bit of tomato puree.
Maybe some basil.
Put it in a bowl and eat it.

Maybe throw up after.

I am a "prog. cook"
As in I throw a load of stuff together hopng it tastes nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i can tell you now...
apricot yogurt in a curry is not a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Nor is cinnamon in scrambled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Rubbish!
Cinnamon is perfect with everything.

Especially more cinnamon.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
Dammit where's my icon? Gave a kidney some money a couple of weeks ago, must I send harrassing emails as well?
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Have you checked your "Update profile"?
If it's not there, then you'll just have to wait.
Mine took a while.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
Cheers, but there's no "sort it out bitches" button there. How long did yours take?
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# A few days
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ewwww
Is it wrong that this is the first thing that came to mind?


Couldn't bring myself to crop the original hands, so have Beadle hands instead
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
Beadlenoodlemashgoatse.cx

I can see it now... *looks gleefully to the sky*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)