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[challenge entry] My robert has a malfunction

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# needs smoke
Also, he is saying foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# *glees to robert compo*
I order Chinese takeaway. They asked me how many chopsticks I wanted. How do you accurately reply to that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# number of people multiplied by 2
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# a million
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Well if I ordered one
I could just end up with a Chinese kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# If you ask for a million chopsticks, you will never ask for any more
And you can then become a Chopsticks baron and live in a house made from chopsticks and drive a car made from chopsticks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I ordered a million last week!
They don't last as long as you think they do.

Is it bad mannered to f5 with chopsticks?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# No, it is fine to f5 with chopsticks
As long as you don't touch f4 and f6, as they get grumpy when you do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# That's fine
It makes a change from using my cock I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# and then he can draw them
and someone might make a song about it

"he painted chopstick men and chopstick cats and dogs"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *plays matchsticks on the piano*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# you want them all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# haha
His wisdom circuit has overloaded
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# it's max headroom!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Oh noes Professor Winston!
*takes trousers down to look for reset button*

Woo, young Brian, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)