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# The comfort of 5 vampire slayers
The precision of OH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING VAMPIREAKSDHJBN,CXV
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *giggle*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *warps with rain*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaahah
:D


*drives snow into town*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# rolls this one out
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# thats stupid razor pisses me off.
why the hell does it have one blade on the back?
what possible difference does it make?!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# The one on the back is for shaving your tongue
probably
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i believe that's for "precision" shaving,
such as getting your sidies off
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# "Getting your sidies off" sounds like street slang
kno' wat I mean, innit?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nudge nudge
wink wink. say no more hey, say no more
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# "A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat"
and so on
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# bollocks.
thats what it is.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# precision-shaving your bollocks?
glad i haven't got any, then.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# you could always try waxing
it works very well.
although it does hurt like a bastard and you tend to stick to things for about 3 days afterwards...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I bought one for Mr. Jessie
...and liked it so much that he had to go out and buy me one in order to actually get use of his!

The single blade is a bit silly, but I've found a definite use for it as a lady-razor...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# the missus uses my blades on her razor because they're better and cheaper!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Exactly
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)