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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha
great! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# i am supprised that a shaving company aint jumped on this already
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
5 blades?!
when will it end.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# The comfort of 5 vampire slayers
The precision of OH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING VAMPIREAKSDHJBN,CXV
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *warps with rain*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaahah
:D


*drives snow into town*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# rolls this one out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStI9ysPrhs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# thats stupid razor pisses me off.
why the hell does it have one blade on the back?
what possible difference does it make?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# The one on the back is for shaving your tongue
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i believe that's for "precision" shaving,
such as getting your sidies off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# "Getting your sidies off" sounds like street slang
kno' wat I mean, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nudge nudge
wink wink. say no more hey, say no more
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# "A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat"
and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# bollocks.
thats what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# precision-shaving your bollocks?
glad i haven't got any, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# you could always try waxing
it works very well.
although it does hurt like a bastard and you tend to stick to things for about 3 days afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I bought one for Mr. Jessie
...and liked it so much that he had to go out and buy me one in order to actually get use of his!

The single blade is a bit silly, but I've found a definite use for it as a lady-razor...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# the missus uses my blades on her razor because they're better and cheaper!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# eleventy billion
Imagine your face that smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Imagine the fact that the razor will either be massive
Or the blades so close together, you are just rubbing a sheet of metal against your beard instead of shaving.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# But it's so smooooooth!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# So smooth, you could polish a kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Yes.
That smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# i can feel the inside of the back of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# it'll go retro
and everyone will be using rusty bics that tear your face to shit from anywhere inside a four foot radius
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# must be tricky shaving when you can't see yourself in the mirror :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
wins.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!

I notice he likes it with no lube strip!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# still would
mouthful of gilette's finest or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# TAX FRAUD!
also -



wezzzzzley
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Shower Dodge!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)