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# well, it was a chilly november evening at just after 5 pm
when i happened across a public house, as you know i myself shun alcohol as it is a sin, but i stepped inside to warm myself, the barkeep recommend a dark brew of stout to keep out the chill, well before i knew it i had tried as many as 12 or more of this dark beveredge, a fella happened across some glue which he kept in his billards stick case, i glued all the beer mats to the tables plate crockery and glass, we laughed at this jape long and hard, today i was informed by the inn keeper to fuck off, it appears i'm barred, the items are still in place stuck fast to the tables
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
an oldy but a goldy - fuck him if he cant take a joke - good thing you dont drink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
he should be grateful, you have thwarted beermat collectors
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# It is oft said that barkeeps have no sense of fucking humour
you daft cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
at least no-one can steal them now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)