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# Sex Queen


A poor newsmash purely because I like to think about the royal chuff cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# The thought of the Queen shouting 'Orgasmmmmmmmmmm!' has made me turgid.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
:D

she's a majesterial mimsy with regina's gash

I'm not sure what I just said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Off to the tower with you!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# How strange
That's what Philip said to her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
#
*removes from list of friends
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# haha!
How do I become you "fan"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *dries off corgi*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Anal Fun"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# haha
reading you quote that nearly caused my milk to be spat out on my monitor :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# muhahaha
this has made me do laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# i'm off for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# have one for me
hows it going mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# not bad mate
got barred from my local tho for some super glue japes, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'd like to know more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^this!^
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# well, it was a chilly november evening at just after 5 pm
when i happened across a public house, as you know i myself shun alcohol as it is a sin, but i stepped inside to warm myself, the barkeep recommend a dark brew of stout to keep out the chill, well before i knew it i had tried as many as 12 or more of this dark beveredge, a fella happened across some glue which he kept in his billards stick case, i glued all the beer mats to the tables plate crockery and glass, we laughed at this jape long and hard, today i was informed by the inn keeper to fuck off, it appears i'm barred, the items are still in place stuck fast to the tables
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
an oldy but a goldy - fuck him if he cant take a joke - good thing you dont drink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
he should be grateful, you have thwarted beermat collectors
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# It is oft said that barkeeps have no sense of fucking humour
you daft cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
at least no-one can steal them now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# lost my money on an english horse today (Tungsten Strike)
was a good bloody run - lead all the way to the final straight then just dropped away to the back of the pack
easy come easy go - Melbourne cup is my only ever punt so im up in the long run!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# lead all the way
then went a bit weak...

I bet _someone_ made a shitload of money that race

*cough*fix*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# i can assure you
it wasnt myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oh well, as must be said
Horse Sense: that which causes horses not to bet upon men

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# my once yearly flutter
(i had to get help to fill out the betting slip!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# cor, you international playboy you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I was hoping for a frog fucks queen mum
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ^this^
Howdy GMoS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# She was the original granny in question
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# "oh jesus" got me giggling :P
TJ: What's all this "add friend" nonsense? I see nothing different.

Edit: HAHAHAHA "Vag acid"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I don't really know
I have a "fan" apparently, so now I'm clicking willy nilly in case it all becomes a cliquey poulatiry contest.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Does it tell you who's added you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I assume that's what makes them a fan?

edit/ am I your fan now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Yes!
:D
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I haven't checked yet, I'm scared
plus I'm eating icelands finest luxury £1.50 chicken pizza and am preocupied
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# So you have a fan
but don't see "add friend" at the foot of people's posts?
/trying to work out rules
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I do now
I'm just not very observant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# It was I
wot added you

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# A-ha, you weren't the first one
but that does aptly demonstrate that clicking makes you a fan in the first instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I don't expect I'll get many fans :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# awww - playing the sympathy card eh?
*tries to work out how to retract click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# No, I just have the impression
that b3ta doesn't like me much
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# don't worry, I have the solution
here!!!

The answer to your lifetimes fan needs!

After all, you can't say no to fan needs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
"No, not horses"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# all the fans you could ever want!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# *tries to fuck screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# kekekekekeke!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# jejejejejejejejejeje!
(I can laugh in spanish too )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# :)

Ha, I just realized this is not what I thought it was, but I'm posting it anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Luscious lipsh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
(Adrian Monk, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Baha how many of these do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Making them instead of working as we speak.
I apologise in advance to the person who's about to get MEH.
(Adrian Monk, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'd hate to be the unlucky bastard who gets "meh"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Well I'll save posting anything for later
(when I can be bothered to make anything worth posting)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)