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# I keep reading your sig as having the word 'habeeb' in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# ANSWER THE PHONE AND TALK ANYWAY YOU CHOOSE UH COME ON.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X14aEAI6iyk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# NO ONE PLAYS GUITARS ANYMORE
GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I PLAY GUITARS
BADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I PLAY GUITARS
IN A MANNER SO AWESOME, IT WILL MAKE YOU SHIT EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# I PUT EGGS IN MY BUM
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A GUITAR HERO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# *dons Bonnie Tyler costume*
*reaches for microphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/BATTLE_RAPER_2
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Did you drop
a P?

Because Battle Raper sounds like a viking pastime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# No I did not drop a P.
That's why there's an NSFW tag on it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Ah
I did not dare click even this link to links because I am at work with a christer sitting at the desk behind me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# STICK A CRUCIFIX IN IT.
 
I HEARD THEY LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I don't get on with her all that well.
Besides, she's not that cute. And she's married and I'm a man of high moral character.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# YOU GO ON B3TA.
 
ERGO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A MURDERER, PAEDOPHILE, OR CAT-FANCIER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I AM HERE FOR THE MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# two out of three for me.
i'd fuck children but they're ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# two out of three for me.
i'd fuck cats but they're ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# She's also reading over your shoulder as you type.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# JESUS SAYS TOUCH IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# actually
she's talking to some accountant type
bookkeepers do that
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)