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# hahaha
yeah...i always think of clever things to say
when its too late...
i just get nervous around her because she is way
too hot to even talk to me...yet she does anyway.

it confuzzles me.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Use your l33t art skills to pull her,
You could draw her a rather poor drawing and when she asks who are these people suppposed to be. Say "That is me going down on you, want me to show you how I do these?"
Looks heaps better with a model etc etc..
Meh, crap advice I know. But that is what b3ta is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# heh...
i think it is great advice...
because when i see her next, i will think of all
the things you told me to say and laugh and
that will make me feel less nervous!
^_^

(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)
# NOW
THATS ART!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# You could always go with "My friend wants to know if you like me"
if all else fails.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Reminds me of...
KENT: wot posh girls have between their legs...
(alloydog, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend had a serious crush
on the lead singer of this terrible local band. This is what I told her to do:

If you see this woman out with her girlfriend, approach the two of them, and ask the GIRLFRIEND, "Excuse me, would you like to dance?"

When the girlfriend said "Yeah," my ex responded, "Could you go over there and dance while I talk to HER?"

Last I heard, Lead Singer Person and Ex Girlfriend Person were still living together. So I guess it turns out I'm NOT the worst guy she's ever dated.
(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)