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# hahaha how silly
also has jebus' mum given him a boner? or is that just some fair wench?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# it's Mary Magdalene
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ah ha
jebus you are free to jizz on her face
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# from the way she's rubbing that cloth
you'd have to say he's not first in line. Maybe Judas got there first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# isn't it Mary Magdelane
the dirtiest whore in Christendom who Christ wouldn't touch with a yard pole even though she wanted it so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# You see her,
that's your mum that is.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# judaism says it's ok to turn a whore over and do her up the wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *converts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *takes up professional whorery*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *bums*
*religously*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *screams*
*submits*
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Well actually, I HAVE read the "Da Vinci Code" actually
which actually make me an expert on the subject, so I can tell you that she was actually a princess, but was demonised by the church for her part in the rebellion against the Empire in a galaxy far far away. Actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I haven't read the Da Vinci Code,
but my lass made me watch the film, and I can tell you the whole thing is the most half assed piece of piffle ever committed to the (urban cookie) collective conscious. I would rather have been in a real church getting indoctrinated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)