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# Does he mind being called an Utter fecking purple cnutbag?
BECAUSE HE IS! JUST FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think we should have a whip round
and hire a Prince lookalike for the Blackpool bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# He'd never get out alive!
Unless....you could put him in a cage and custard pie him a la Tiswas and post the vid on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I think my purple cuntbag may object
to being compared to 'him'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Seriously, I think the world is under less of a threat from
I think the world is under less of a threat fromInternational Terrorism AND global warming than it is of disappearing up HIS FUCKING FOETID PURPLE RINGPIECE! THE CUNT!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *fears*
'ning
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Hello!
Don't fear me . . . UNLESS YOU ARE THAT RASPBERRY TWAT-HAT WEARING BURK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I am not
the DIMINUTIVE SHIT-EATING WANK-SIGN FUCK-NUGGET of which so you speak.

thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *Partays!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Dave?
Is that really you?

I think someone has hacked your account
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# No, no . . .
no . . .'tis me . . . look

*shows kia-ora stained banjo*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# phew...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)