charlie brooker wrote a great column about pound shop mousetraps recently'the first one took his ear off, the second neatly dismembered a foot. this wasn't a mouse trap, it was a mouse whittling machine'
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gravytrain,
Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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I came home one day to find one wandering about the floor with a broken backI girled out and had to wait for Paul (a veggie mind) to come home and finish the job :¬(
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:31,
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