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[challenge entry] Dangermouseee.... Dangermouseeeeeee!

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(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# that's nice dear...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *shocked silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *stunned noiselessness*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *Horrified quietness*
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Horrified hushness
(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# 'mortified muteness'
i missed all the prince fun, can we do it again?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Sure, why not?
What's the worst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# i take it the shit hit the proverbial fan then,
like i said i've been away for a week or so and only caught a few related posts, haven't got round to scrolling back through the last week as yet.
it seems to have disappeared without a trace.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah, a bit.
Job done really, the brief was to give the odious little twerp something to complain about, and someone did on his behalf. I guess Rob thought it wasn't worth the grief so he pulled it. It's his balls on the line after all. But as someone on The Register pointed out, if they'd left it a bit longer the compo would have closed and we'd all have quietly moved on. Now the little twat has made himself a target for even those who previously had no opinion about him.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Here's the story
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# And here's their message board
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/comments/

(no horses, I promise)
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Peanut butter?
drives em nuts

pun not intended
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# what's that red stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# My guess is
Blood mixed with cheese.

You think maybe he died slowly so he still had the instinct to eat the bloody cheese while his head was being crushed?

Or was it all instant and peaceful?

We'll never know.
(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# thank christ

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Good fucking riddance - I fucking hate mice
although this one was quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# you take that back geoffrey
dangermouse is the greatest secret agent in the world, it says so in his theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
My brothers middle name is Dangermouse, or so he claims. And I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# only good mouse is a dead 'un imho
we had a mouse problem at home a few years back.
And my kitchen was spotless - bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# charlie brooker wrote a great column about pound shop mousetraps recently
"the first one took his ear off, the second neatly dismembered a foot. this wasn't a mouse trap, it was a mouse whittling machine"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I came home one day to find one wandering about the floor with a broken back
I girled out and had to wait for Paul (a veggie mind) to come home and finish the job :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)