He should be arrested anyway.Also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMULATING SEX WITH A BICYCLE?!
Bloody political correctness gone MAD.
(Bloody political correctness gone MAD.
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Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06,
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You cannot wank behind a locked door if somebody wants to secure entry with a master key,don't you know anything?
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Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:09,
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Let's see what's behind door number two!OH SWEET JESUS, PUT IT AWAY
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Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12,
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^ThisIt's insane!
If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
"I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal" is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
(If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
"I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal" is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
ClanSoul,
Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18,
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