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# There's nothing wrong with equipment.
I'm a sexual explorer, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm a sexual armchair philosopher:
lots of opinion, no real practical skills
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# well you've got two bits of proof that show you've got the basics down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# knowing how to boil an egg
doesn't make you a chef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's why you need equipment!
Poles! Straps! Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# It will stop you starving though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Speaking of which, I have pie for dinner.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I had pizza for dinner last night with many, many jalapenos on it before beddybyes
I woke up at 4am and felt like I had swallowed many, many screwdrivers and set squares.

Bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I can't do chilis
Make the poor Captain ill, so they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# not if you run out of eggs
i have no idea what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# You've got years yet.
You'll get bored of omlettes before the end of it, and you'll be surrounded by....chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And empty shells.
And lots of corn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# And a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# it might be worth it in the end then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Can you drive a tractor?
Bet you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# yes
but only a really old forson major
none of your fancy new ones
www.rttuk.co.uk/Assets/Images/fordson_major_large_restored.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# knew you could though.
Ooooh, we've gone all vertical.

*stretches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# You people are weird.
and strangely arousing...

why do you all have to be foreigners and of strange pursuasions?

curse you, foul-handed fate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# We are arousing.
You should see us when we're all in one room. It's like hot sex marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh my!
*has a sit down and a nice cut of tea and tries not to think about marmalade*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I want to join in
on the worlds widest thread!
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# i think you will find, sir
that it is you that is foreign

what, what!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# don't you find
crampons make a terrible mess of the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Manwife makes more of a mess.
He's terrified of the icepick...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)