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# it's the egg sac you have to watch for.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:45, archived)
# i was at a party once and a man put a billy ocean cd in the stereo.
it was frightening. he was grooving away to the music and suddenly noticed everyone staring at him like he was made of mucous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)
# i heard once that someone bought a jamiroquai cd, but that is unsubstantiated rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# and then there's maude.
(and then there's maude)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:57, archived)
# Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough!
That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)
# which is most disgusting:
1. scented body spray for 'men'
2. scented liquid shower soap for 'men'
3. cologne and makeup for 'men'
4. leech-flavoured ice cream.

vote now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# I'd say four...
however, "scented body spray", for anyone, strikes me as suspect.
Or would make you one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# 1, 2 and 3 are tied for the lead in my mind.
i need to go to bed, i am exhausted.

'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)
# IT WORKS THOUGH
The biggest player at my old job, hottest girls there always rubbing up against him sprayed himself with axe everyday as he got out of his car.

THE CORRELATION WAS DIRECT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)
# yeah, phrenology works too.
but do you want to stink like a week-old douchebag just to attract people who like the smell of week-old douchebags?

i had a woman at an old job tell me she liked the way i smelled once. she asked what it was and i said "pizza".

i was not lying to her, but i should have.

i have to sleep. 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# *smacks the wealth node with a hammer*
*pass out from pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# My shower soap is full of guarana and caffeine.
Apparently it's possible to absorb a little bit when you wash.

I can't say I've noticed any effect, but the packaging is pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# i wash with anger and vitriol.
and sometimes army ants and durian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:55, archived)
# where o where is politenessman when we need him?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm egg sac.
/Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst/
/Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# straight porn versus gay porn: who will win?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:54, archived)
# If you let me field Italians, I'd win on Straight.
Just on the range of abuse and orifices alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:59, archived)
# jack in the box or back in the jocks: you decide.
italians are imaginary, like larks and kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:01, archived)
# /Groaning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack/
/Lays out her goods on the floor/
/Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen/
/Eat it and come back for more!/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:07, archived)
# i, too, have an apple in my basket.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Lies! You'd never type and fuck at the same time.
/They said he was a neuter/
/Tried to be a masher/
/He was a failure as a flasher/

/What made it most regrettable/
/He thought he was incredible/

/Here I come, yeah, look at me now!/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)