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# schindler's lift
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Two nuns are in a bath
One says to the other "Where's the soap?"
The other one is actually the Pottery Fonz and says "Aaaayyyyyy!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Dear Mr/Mrs The Neville
I like your Pottery Fonz and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Bunty Collocks
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# can i get an
rss feed of pottery fonz jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# They'll be available in the following formats
Nose-feed, for direct insertion into the brain
RSSTSSPSSSSSSSSS for browsers that make hissing noises
Postal Mail - scrawled on the back of an old postcard, and sent direct to your doorframe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Is the Pottery Fonz for making happy internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# The Pottery Fonz can make lots
of things! Apart from pottery. Due to a curious paradox in the nature of space/time, if the Pottery Fonz tries to create pottery, the world might, but probably won't, end!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# just imagine if the pottery fonz could create another pottery fonz
they would take over the universes!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Self Replicating Pottery Fonzes
have been banned by the Geneva convention
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Going down ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# bindun
www.schindlerlifts.co.uk

=-D
(eight, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# apparantly rival lift firm otis' headquaters are in redding
so when you ring them up "hello otis, redding"

(el_meerkat, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ah.. though
i'm not sure if there's a bay
(eight, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# uni days
i remember being in a schindlers lift in somebodys halls and not being able to leave it due to pissing ones self
(suboftheday, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)