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# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
a special type of jelly is secreted from the daddy b3tan's glands and this is applied liberally. The mummy b3tan then hibernates for 15 weeks in a caccoon made of coconut husks. Needless to say the daddy b3tans get bored and wander off, normally across 7 lanes of traffic to the nearest fishing hive, where the juice is squeezed from many bees. Their efforts are ultimately pointless as the baby is inevitably lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# that's how b4by b3tans are made
... popbitch pups are formed in a similar way, but the process involves a lot more hate and spitting and, if you want a really beautiful baby, you have to take shavings from Kylie Minogues ankle bones...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Thanks Daddy.
Can I go play in traffic now?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yes
make sure you wear lots of dark colours...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *splut *
wave bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, the miracle of life.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *attenboroughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)