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# Support The TWAT
(excelents, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# OKaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Let me introduce you to my mate the faq
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# bring out the faq
the faq's sleeping...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Well
Let sleeping blogs lie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# LOL GEORG BUHS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Who is this man?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# it's your mom
huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# MY BIRTH MOTHER?!
OH I LOVE YOU EXCELENTS, I HAVE FINALLY BEEN REUNITE- HEEEEEY, THAT'S A MAN.

Getting my hopes up =[

SHAME ON BOTH OF YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# foiled again
CURSES *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I bet you're my birth mother
And this is all a ruse.

Hee, I like the word ruse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# i was your birth mother
but now i'm not

mwhahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# YAY, MUMMY ^_^
*clings*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# POLOLITIX
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# HERE IS A MAN WHAT IS A LEADER OF AN PLACE.
HE IS A CUNTY FAILTWAT AND I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL, GOOD SIRS.

LOL I DID BITING POLITICAL SATIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# lol i kno lolol
/ac

ooh er I don't normally venture 'round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *points*
talk boarder...! Tell us stories of teh far away land of Talkbord
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# It's full of words round those parts.
If you stay there too long you end up with word poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I'm text intollerant
I get all bloated and gaseous... which is why I almost only ever post pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I spent two hours solid writing words today.
It made me come up in a rash.
On the bright side, the extract we were using was Bill Bryson.
Then again, I was the only one lolling during the exam
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# why am i loking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# i support you certainly
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Instructions
1. Measure size of your cock in centimetres.
2. Multiply by 7.
3. Now reduce filesize by this number of Kb.
4. Avoid bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ..lemme see....
...3....21.....21kb.....it's still a 3.2mb bitmap
*kicks can*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Well of course for you
that would be Mb. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# 1k?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# This equation is specific for this image and user
I shall ponder upon a general equation using variables and science and report back here, haste post haste.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# 1k then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I didn't know you could have negative kb
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# MORONS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# MULTIPLE ORGASMS RELY ON NICE SOCKS.
If you are having sex with someone whilst wearing stripey socks, they are guaranteed to cum like.. 4, 5 times.

SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I HEAR THAT SCIENCE IS BOOKS AND BOOKS DON'T LIE?
FURTHERMORE, I DON'T OWN STRIPY SOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I do.
I buy socks from New Look.

BECAUSE I AM A MAN.

A man who is not afraid to buy girly socks to assert his masculinity.

Either that or I'm gay, I'm yet to work it out

Perhaps both =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Do you wanna scarf with those trendy socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# A rainbow one would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# FRUITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Is Wednesday the new Tuesday or something?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# It's Wednestues!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Yes!
Four day working week!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# i asked this last week
apparently it is
www.b3ta.com/board/7808238
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Ah, I see. Most informative. Do you have a newsletter I can sign up to?
My email is: [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# yes i do have a newsletter
it's here www.kingsuperspecial.com/newsletter.htm
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# One more and you're being ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *tingles*
so firm!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I just get so bored of it.
All of these stupid people with their 'OMG I FOUND TIHS AMAZIN PICTURE ON TEH INTERNETS' when it's fucking centuries old and I just get a bit....tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# THE WAR AGAINST TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)