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# A couple of years ago
a few b3tards went on a trip to Blair Drummond Safari Park.

We were witness to a zebra who seemed fairly excited about the grass he was eating. By this, I mean he had an erection.

My day was made by Spacefish who commented, 'I'm disappointed that it isn't stripy.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# size makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbjPZkEOuTo
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Without clicking this, I'm sure I know which video it is.
I wish I wasn't able to predict videos about zebra hard ons.

Edit: I was right, but I don't know whether or not it's anything to be proud of..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# * backs slowly away...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# *moves slowly towards*
SURPISE BUMSEX!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# NOT A SURPISE
I HATE SURPISES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# sorry son
that's all we have left in stock. Leave it or take it.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh well.
I'm sure I can survive =]

Although, I might leave it for a bit, it could spoil my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Well, not that I'm really for it
So long as you shouted SURPRISE first, I guess it's okay.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# it turns out that I shouted SURPISE
and I don't want no trouble. So, could you please shout YES! GOD YES! a couple of time while I do it?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Consider it done
got a ciggie?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# * slowly comes back
making sure no-one's watching...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Yep
that is pretty much what it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I am
equally disappointed :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ^This!
I was there

Kat_Woo

/relurks

FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I would either kill for a keychain like that...
Or kill the keychain...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *keychain death*
*dies*
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I regret mentioning this now.
As I'm sure I will be charged with some sort of murder related crime.

There go my plans for the weekend =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I am fairly sure
I photoshopped that sign too.

It's on my old computer though, which is upstairs. It's cold upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I wish for you to not go upstairs

for it is cold.
and the coldness would surely make you cold also.
This would not be good.
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)