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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# LIONS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# are they?
how?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# milking
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# with their sexual organsss.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Haha!
That's ace, and very nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Very nice, but it's bugging me...
why does he write backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Because I didn't want to animate the writing.
My excuse is he's a show off.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# fair enough!
Nothing wrong with a bit of lazy :-)

Top bucket action though!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Thankee =]
Making the water was a bitch and a half =P

The smudge tool is one of my good friends =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That's very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# A couple of years ago
a few b3tards went on a trip to Blair Drummond Safari Park.

We were witness to a zebra who seemed fairly excited about the grass he was eating. By this, I mean he had an erection.

My day was made by Spacefish who commented, "I'm disappointed that it isn't stripy."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# size makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbjPZkEOuTo
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Without clicking this, I'm sure I know which video it is.
I wish I wasn't able to predict videos about zebra hard ons.

Edit: I was right, but I don't know whether or not it's anything to be proud of..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# * backs slowly away...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# *moves slowly towards*
SURPISE BUMSEX!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# NOT A SURPISE
I HATE SURPISES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# sorry son
that's all we have left in stock. Leave it or take it.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh well.
I'm sure I can survive =]

Although, I might leave it for a bit, it could spoil my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Well, not that I'm really for it
So long as you shouted SURPRISE first, I guess it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# it turns out that I shouted SURPISE
and I don't want no trouble. So, could you please shout YES! GOD YES! a couple of time while I do it?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Consider it done
got a ciggie?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# * slowly comes back
making sure no-one's watching...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Yep
that is pretty much what it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I am
equally disappointed :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ^This!
I was there

Kat_Woo

/relurks

FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I would either kill for a keychain like that...
Or kill the keychain...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *keychain death*
*dies*
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I regret mentioning this now.
As I'm sure I will be charged with some sort of murder related crime.

There go my plans for the weekend =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I am fairly sure
I photoshopped that sign too.

It's on my old computer though, which is upstairs. It's cold upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I wish for you to not go upstairs

for it is cold.
and the coldness would surely make you cold also.
This would not be good.
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# of course they are...
why else do you think a group of them's called a pride?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe
smart :/
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)