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# the board is slow : have a massive cow


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(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:28, archived)
# RAUNCHY
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Hello Massive Cow
Meet a massive lioness

(Gawd knows how it mates...)
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Noisily
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# It doesn't
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Shoves a bunch of male lions up itself
does a little dance.
A few of them eventually come.
She tilts herself forward so the sperm runs down her vaginal cavity. She squeezes her vaginal walls tightly to get the last bits of ejaculate tangled in the lions manes meanwhile crushing the majority to death.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# You Non-Lack of Detail
disturbs me.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)
# this is exactly what happens
nice description
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# You sound like you experienced this in one way or other
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Who do you think
wrote the book "How to Piss Dead Lions"?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Claude Balls?
No wait, that was The Lion's Revenge.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# You just broke
my shit joke.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# WELL SORRY
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *grumbles*
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Only in dreams
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Well cowed!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# very nice and cheers and all but i don't need a massive cow at this time
how much is the return postage and cancellation fee?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# My ... that is a big cow!
Can it .....?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)