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# Isnt this essentially Auld Lang Syne?
I know it's Scottish, but be fair
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# there's no lyrics in it about drinking without caution,
vomitting and having arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# or wearing a cone on your head that 5 minutes earlier was used in a hilarious 'urinating into a cone' incident
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# it's new year's eve
there's a time to drink regardless
on new year's eve, we'll start and fight and think a lot less
and in this house of booze we can urinate in a cone
throw it on our head, minutes later, on new year's eve...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# someone else can sing all that,
i've shotgunned dizzee's rap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# spare a thought this night for the deprived
if you were a designated driver would you survive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pissed up and our of your tree
you've figured out the cone was wet from pee
find a girl to put your bits in
can't find a condom... look a plastic bag in that bin.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Time to bring Auld Lang Syne into the 21st century?
Go forth, you cowbell pioneers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# for years, i thought the song was called "old man's wine"
so maybe it could be adapted in that direction?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's in the subtext
May auld aquaintance be forgot
due to the massive 3 day bender you're in the middle of
And never bought to mind
the only thing you're bringing is the last half bottle of Bells, up, through your eye sockets
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)