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[challenge entry] 'Ning

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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)
# aww
ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)
# "Not to be taken orally"
How is Cyanide to be taken?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Use your imagination!
That way everything is possible!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Aurally?
I like the picture too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Like all good things
as a suppository.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Name one good suppository.
Go on. Well? GO ON!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
Penis Personally I can't think of any...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I fail to see what medicinal effects a penis could have.
Unless it's sexual healing...
*stands corrected*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)
# It doesn't quite work in court though...
"I was giving her sexual healing! I'm a goddamn hero!"
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# the_rhyme_minister MD
Surgeon of sexual healing. It's got a good ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# And looks good on your CV.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I'm writing my UCAS personal statement at the moment
do you think I should include it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Go on.
It's not as if they check it.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# SFW
www.hemroidshemorrhoids.com/pictureofhemorrhoids.html

Third picture made me do a lol. That's what I get for Googling "good suppository" I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# The captioner doesn't seem to realise the significance of his pose.
Subtle goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# PROOF that most primates are illiterate

'ning sah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)